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Venus Fly Trap T Shirt – "If it flaps, we traps!" Funny Carnivorous Plant Tee 🌱
Venus Fly Trap T Shirt – "If it flaps, we traps!" Funny Carnivorous Plant Tee 🌱
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Back in undergrad, I took a Wetland's Biology course where we delineated Ohio wetlands, and this t-shirt is the residue of that class.
This Venus Fly Trap Shirt is here to snap up compliments. Whether you're a plant nerd, Wetland's Biologist, or someone who just likes a shirt with a little bite, this carnivorous plant tee hits all the right notes.
Featuring Kalirally’s large and bold illustration t-shirt style of a Venus fly trap in action, it’s the perfect quirky fun wetland's shirt.
Printed on soft, breathable fabric with unisex sizing that fits just right, this shirt makes a killer gift for gardeners, science lovers, or anyone who roots for the under-plant.
A Bold Venus Fly Trap T Shirt for Plant Lovers and Weirdos Alike
With its striking artwork and just a hint of menace, this tee is made for those who love plants with personality. It's not just a botanical illustration — it’s a statement.
Who It’s For
- Plant collectors and green thumbs
- Fans of carnivorous plants and quirky science
- People who want to say “don’t bug me” without saying it
- Gardeners, biologists, and proud plant parents
- Great gift for houseplant lovers
Venus Flytrap Shirt Details
- Unisex sizing, soft cotton/poly blend
- Hand-drawn by Kalirally
- Runs true to Unisex size - more details below
- Great gift for plant people and garden goths
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T Shirt Size Guide, FAQs, Story and Photos:
T Shirt Size Guide
Kalirally Unisex T Shirt Size Guide
👇 Scroll past the model photos if you want the measurement guide. Reach out by chat or email at connect@kalirally.shop if you have any questions! I'm here to help! -Kali
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
FAQs
How long will my shirt take to get to me?
A: It can take up to a week to print and ship since it's printed after your order it. Usually, t shirts get to our customers within a week, but sometimes it takes 2-3 weeks toward the end of the year.
What is your return/refund policy?
We want our customers to be happy! You can find our return/refund policy here. We will refund or send a replacement if you can show the item is incorrect or damaged. Please see the T Shirt Size Guide and reach out if you have any questions about sizing so that we can be sure you're getting the right size and product.
How do I care for my graphic tee, sweatshirt, or muscle tank?
A: Wash on cool and dry settings only, and do not iron the image to keep your design long-lasting.
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