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Funny T Shirts Work - No Fish, No Broccoli Funny Office Microwave Etiquette Shirt

Funny T Shirts Work - No Fish, No Broccoli Funny Office Microwave Etiquette Shirt

Regular price $29.00 USD
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Color: Heather Team Purple
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PSA: Your lunch shouldn’t haunt the break room. 📢

This No Fish, No Broccoli t-shirt says what everyone’s thinking — without saying a word. Featuring a graphic of the two biggest microwave offenders (you know the ones), this great shirt is the ultimate silent (and admittedly, maybe a lil' passive aggressive) protest against workplace food crimes.

👇 Psst—Want sizing help, FAQs, or customer pics? Just scroll down! Chat me up if you have any questions! 

Perfect for office workers, coworkers with a sense of humor, and anyone who’s ever walked into a break room smelling like steamed sadness.

Why You'll Love It:

– 🤣 Subtle but hilarious — no words, just graphic gold
– 👕 Super soft, lightweight, and perfect for layering
– 🎁 Great gag gift for coworkers, office Secret Santa, or your favorite passive-aggressive HR hero
– 💼 Adds personality to your work wardrobe without breaking the dress code
– 🌱 Printed using eco-friendly inks on ethically sourced tees

Perfect For:

  • People who love funny t shirts for work
  • Casual Fridays and awkward microwaving moments
  • Gifting to that one coworker who needs the message
  • Office managers with a sense of humor

If you'd like to see more fun shirts, check out our Funny Tees collections.

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T Shirt Size Guide, FAQs, Story and Photos:

T Shirt Size Guide

Kalirally Unisex T Shirt Size Guide

👇 Scroll past the model photos if you want the measurement guide. Reach out by chat or email at connect@kalirally.shop if you have any questions! I'm here to help! -Kali

This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

FAQs

How long will my shirt take to get to me?

A: It can take up to a week to print and ship since it's printed after your order it. Usually, t shirts get to our customers within a week, but sometimes it takes 2-3 weeks toward the end of the year.

What is your return/refund policy?

We want our customers to be happy! You can find our return/refund policy here. We will refund or send a replacement if you can show the item is incorrect or damaged. Please see the T Shirt Size Guide and reach out if you have any questions about sizing so that we can be sure you're getting the right size and product.

How do I care for my graphic tee, sweatshirt, or muscle tank?

A: Wash on cool and dry settings only, and do not iron the image to keep your design long-lasting.

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