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The Sand, The Crevices! – Funny Beach Shirt for Crab People
The Sand, The Crevices! – Funny Beach Shirt for Crab People
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A Beach Shirt with Main Character Energy (and a Minor Breakdown)
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The sand... If you know, you know.
This tee was made for anyone who loves the beach… except for that one pesky aspect of it that haunts you home in all the nooks and crannies... the bags, the car.. the crevices! Inspired by every chaotic beach trip ever, our simple, bold design features a panicked little sand crab and one tragic truth:
“The sand! The crevices!”
Bright, wearable colors. Clean typography. Soft, breathable fabric. It’s a beach shirt for people who understand that with sunshine comes suffering — and that’s part of the fun. Let's count our blessings, with the understanding that reality is still reality, right?
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the crab (he’s doing his best).
Why You'll Love This Beach Shirt
- Designed for summer weirdos, vacation pros, and reluctant sand-haters
- Perfect conversation starter — especially with other crustaceans
- Pairs well with flip-flops, sunglasses, and deep internal screaming
- Printed on bright, poppy colors that reflect your inner turmoil
Wanna see more? Check out our Beach and Florida Tees or our Funny T Shirts.
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T Shirt Size Guide, FAQs, Story and Photos:
T Shirt Size Guide
Kalirally Unisex T Shirt Size Guide
👇 Scroll past the model photos if you want the measurement guide. Reach out by chat or email at connect@kalirally.shop if you have any questions! I'm here to help! -Kali
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
FAQs
How long will my shirt take to get to me?
A: It can take up to a week to print and ship since it's printed after your order it. Usually, t shirts get to our customers within a week, but sometimes it takes 2-3 weeks toward the end of the year.
What is your return/refund policy?
We want our customers to be happy! You can find our return/refund policy here. We will refund or send a replacement if you can show the item is incorrect or damaged. Please see the T Shirt Size Guide and reach out if you have any questions about sizing so that we can be sure you're getting the right size and product.
How do I care for my graphic tee, sweatshirt, or muscle tank?
A: Wash on cool and dry settings only, and do not iron the image to keep your design long-lasting.
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from 114 reviewsItems came out so well! Seller was very quick to respond and extremely polite! 20 out of 10 recommend absolutely love it!
the seller was very communicative and sweet. i was happily surprised to receive a message to update me on shipping. very excited about my purchase!!