Teacher Halloween Shirts That’ll Win the Classroom This October 🎃

If you're a teacher who loves Halloween just as much as you love your students, these fun Halloween shirts are a great way to share that sentiment!

We rounded up 7 Kalirally Halloween shirts that are cute, clever, and perfect for teachers of every subject. Unisex sizing, inclusive fits (yes, plus sizes too!), and different color options available!

1. Lift Your Spirit – The P.E. Ghost Shirt 👻

This ghost isn’t haunting anyone — it’s hitting the weights and chasing endorphins. Whether you’re a PE teacher, health educator, or just someone who believes in the power of movement to boost your mood, this tee is your new October uniform.

With every rep, the ghost lifts more than just barbells — it lifts spirits. A great reminder that a little movement can go a long way in helping us feel better (yes, even during indoor recess season). The design is punny, playful, and science-approved: exercise really does release those feel-good chemicals.

2. The Meme Candy Corn Shirt (For Us Millennials) 🍬

Is candy corn a sweet seasonal delight or a waxy abomination? The debate rages on—but no matter which side you’re on, this tee brings the drama and the nostalgia.

Perfect for Millennial teachers (or Gen Zs who love a retro moment), this treat-inspired design revives a classic meme with candy corn and a wink. Whether you’re defending candy corn’s honor or roasting it for laughs, your students—and fellow teachers—won’t be able to resist chiming in. Expect debates. Expect giggles. Expect someone to bring in a bag just to settle the score.

Candy corn shirt in heather royal blue, perfect for Halloween season – Kalirally

3. Candy Corn Pumpkin Shirt (With a Rainbow!) 🎨

Cute enough for your youngest students, this colorful candy corn pumpkin shirt is sweet without being saccharine. Art and elementary teachers love this one for the cheerful candy colored palette. Perfect for story-telling!

Cute Halloween t shirt in Heather Black with a colorful rainbow and candy corn pumpkins sharing stories – cozy fall tee for women, by Kalirally

4. Bat Window-Gazing at Candy 🦇

What’s more relatable than a bat longingly staring at Halloween candy that's off limits? A+ for humor and perfect for teachers with a dry sense of humor.

Trick r treat shirt in heather orange with clever vampire bat peeking in for candy, by Kalirally

5. B-Positive Vampire Shirt 🧛

Science teachers, rejoice. This clever vampire tee gives a nod to blood types and optimism. A classroom conversation starter that’s spooky and smart.

B-Positive Vampire Shirt in bold Red with cartoon vampire Drac managing a blood drive – perfect Halloween shirt for phlebotomists and blood donation fans.

6. “I Got Spirit!” Ghost Cheerleader Shirt 📣

Whether you’re a cheer coach or just full of pep, this little ghost in pom-poms is here to hype your hallway spirit. Great for spirit week or pep rally days.

Halloween funny shirt in heather black featuring “I Got Spirit!” ghost cheer design – Kalirally

7. The Awarewolf Meditating Shirt 🧘

Yes, it’s a werewolf. Meditating. If your classroom leans into mindfulness or SEL (social emotional learning), this shirt is spooky-chill in all the right ways.

Heather columbia blue cute Buddhist shirt with a seated werewolf in meditation, full moon backdrop, and ritual items.

👕 Fit, Style, and Why Teachers Love These

  • Offered in a range of sizes, including plus sizes
  • Unisex fit — flattering and comfy for all genders
  • Available in multiple color options for each design
  • Soft, breathable fabric ideal for long classroom days
  • Durable enough for classroom chaos and after-school errands

Whether you’re the teacher who always shows up with a costume—or just want to bring a bit of Halloween joy to your wardrobe—these shirts hit the sweet spot between funny, cute, and classroom-appropriate.

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